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  1. Maryann
    November 12, 2011 • 1:28 am

    Referred here from a Cracked article. I’m really glad I came, Erik. This was a scream. Thanks for the best celebri-bashing I’ve read all year.

    • Erik Hagen
      November 12, 2011 • 9:54 am

      Thanks a lot, I appreciate it. The Cracked link has been very good for traffic, although going forward, now I have to worry every time I post something that someone might actually read it. Which frightens me terribly.

  2. The 5 Most Baffling Career Moves in Hollywood | Chib
    November 12, 2011 • 2:42 pm

    [...] been all over the news. I first noticed him when he talked openly in an interview about “banging Olivia Munn” and then promptly forgetting her. He later went on the Howard Stern show and apologized, claiming that he in fact did NOT have sex [...]

  3. Anders
    November 14, 2011 • 5:52 am

    As a matter of fact I think people is taking his commentswaaayyy too seriously. Many of my friends say “this is gay” when referring to something lame and they certainly do not mean anything bad with that.

    • Erik Hagen
      November 14, 2011 • 2:55 pm

      Many of your friends are gay. I certainly don’t mean anything bad by that.

    • brokensoldier
      March 12, 2013 • 8:48 pm

      It doesn’t matter that they did not mean to offend others in making such remarks. The only thing that matters is that their remarks were offensive.

  4. Kendra
    November 14, 2011 • 8:51 am

    I’d never heard of this guy; nonetheless I enjoyed the shit out of your analysis of him. “Bag of tools” is so poetic and so apt.

    • Erik Hagen
      November 14, 2011 • 2:47 pm

      I’d love to take credit for it, but “Bag of Tools” is actually Brett Ratner’s middle name. No, really. I’m almost positive.

  5. AustinDM
    November 14, 2011 • 8:58 am

    Also referred here from a Cracked article. Gutsy move from them referring to an article funnier than theirs. ;)

    • Erik Hagen
      November 14, 2011 • 2:54 pm

      Gutsy, to be certain, but I won’t complain. It has fulfilled my lifelong dream of having an article linked to by someone under the words “‘banging’ Olivia Munn and then promptly forgetting her.”

  6. Andi
    November 14, 2011 • 1:40 pm

    Interesting read after hearing Ratner’s phone call/interview on Howard Stern replayed over the weekend. He is gross.

    • Erik Hagen
      November 14, 2011 • 2:49 pm

      I’ve always imagined that he smells like a combination of Axe body spray and desperation.

  7. How to not apologize when you apologize « Great Plains Examiner
    April 10, 2013 • 3:08 pm

    [...] lot, typically by politicians when they offhandedly refer to Mexicans as “wetbacks” or if you use the sentence “rehearsing is for fags” for some stupid reason. So how is this one not really apologizing? Well, you might have noticed the word “if” [...]

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